YOU KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR OPTIONS AND YOUR S-RANK WARNINGS. BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T GET NO WARNINGS. WE WOULD STAND NEXT TO CHROM ONCE AND THE NEXT THING WE KNEW WE WERE MARRIED TO HIM FOREVER, NO OBJECTIONS, NO TIME FOR REGRETS. AH YES THOSE WERE SIMPLER TIMES.
LISTEN [trips and 60 WIPs fall on the ground] I WRITE AND FINISH THINGS [scrambles to pick up WIPs] look, just look I have completed projects–DAMN IT! [slips on pile of WIPs] I, UH, I FINISH THINGS [60 more WIPs fall out]