I got like a billion requests to do this so merry fuckin christmas
Author: timetravlur

My brain is a simple one.
Edit: Since people asked for shirts with this picture… here you go
my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE
…..in all my years in mn, having spent time in both towns, I never put this together.
you mean to tell me…you’ve never got in a diss fight & told someone you’re gonna kick em between the border of SAVAGE and BURNSVILLE
No, but I now realize I wasted my youth by not doing that. I’ll spread this wisdom to the youth. The children will learn.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS OMG
come to the border of savage and burnsville in next 34 min if u want an ass kicking
those “realistic drawings of cartoon characters” where its not actually realistic, just grotesque, disgusting and extremely detailed, are the some of the most boring things in existance. bonus points if it has sexual/drug related imagery for shock value
when you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them
“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

I saw him at the gamestop near work and i just had to buy him
my new son










