“he had a body like a greek god”

which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull

i am this close to stabbing this piece of garbage manager in the fucking eyeballs

when i close my register they make a whole scene and force me to reopen it having to wait for someone who will 95% never arrive but when someone else does it nothing fucking happens and they get to fuckin leave

i hope someone commits arson in this godforsaken store

tumblr: [pornbot x] is following you!
me, ruthlessly slamming “block user”: no they ain’t

just-shower-thoughts:

I have absolutely no clue what most graffiti says, I’m just amazed at how the artist got where they painted

doubledoe:

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Yo who wants to do a thing

GUESS WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS

micma:

605 LETS GOOOOOOO

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sylvysprit:

“You can’t just take anything and make it sound like Touhou”
And thus another shitpost came to be.
I will probably never make a full version of this.

spicy-chicken-nuggets:

When you’re trying to train a low level Pokemon and it faints so you gotta send the whole squad out for revenge