busket:

me beating portal 2 in 2012: NOOOO WHEATLEY, I WOULD GRAB YOU IF I COULD!!! AAAAAAA I FORGIVE YOU WHEATLEY COME BACK

me beating portal 2 in 2015: have fun in the endless expanse of space you hunk of garbage, i got 100 robots waiting to serenade me here on good old earth thanks to my new robot wife who has learned the power of friendship. thats what happens when you cross me, you fucking satellite