who you should fight: time-related characters edition

Rika Furude: Rika is a little girl, but mentally she’s like 900 years old. However, this does not change the fact that she is still a little girl, and has the strength of a little girl. Also, she’s really good at getting into your head, and she has a bunch of friends who will do whatever it takes to protect her. Besides, if you try to kill her, she’ll just kill herself so you don’t get the satisfaction. Don’t fight Rika.
Homura Akemi: All she wants is for Madoka to be happy, but she’s being really rude about it and ruining everything for everyone else, including Madoka herself. Fighting her is tricky thanks to her habit of stopping time for as long as she wants to go grab more weapons when she runs out. Fight Homura, but be aware of what you’re getting into.
Dio Brando: DO NOT FIGHT DIO
Sakuya Izayoi: She’s a perfect and elegant maid who has to deal with serving her silly mistress and friends all the time. She’s a pleasant person and while she won’t go easy on you, she’ll probably fix you some tea afterwards to make you feel better. Be aware of her impossibly large amount of knives. You can fight Sakuya.
Flash Man: Flash Man is arrogant and a huge jerk, and also totally self-conscious about being bald. Be aware that his stage has ice physics. You can take him no sweat if you’ve got Metal Blade. Fight Flash Man.
Dave Strider: He’s going through a lot of issues, most recently his own realization that his brother was abusive and Not A Great Person to him his whole life. He’s a huge dweeb, not as cool as he tries to seem. Fight Dave, but be nice to him.
Bunny: have any of you ever actually played Bunny Must Die, anyway, Bunny is a sexy bunny and this will be your downfall. Her boobs literally grow with her power level. Don’t fight Bunny.
Luxord: His element is time but he likes gambling and playing with cards. Be careful fighting him, because he’ll just turn you into a giant die as soon as the fight starts. Otherwise it’ll be an easy win for you. Fight Luxord, and figure out why a cool guy like him didn’t get any cool fleshed out backstory.
Wonder-Black: This child is eleven years old and already in university. He created the time bombs the Wonderful Ones use himself. He won’t even give you the time of day- he doesn’t give a shit about anything other than his DS. Don’t fight Wonder-Black.
Link, the Hero of Time: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT