Looking for a weapon your great great grandsquid would have been comfortable with back in the day? The Bamboozler 14 Mk I is a reissue of a weapon used during the Great Turf War. It charges up extremely quickly and boasts great range even when not fully charged.
you cant fuck callie. her age has never been confirmed so she could very well just be 17. thats still a minor buddy. even if she was an adult why would she wanna fuck you? why would you fuck her? shes a squid pal. a squid. no matter how humanoid she looks that doesnt remove the fact she is an ink-based squid creature. you can never remove your sins from yourself. you cant fuck callie.
you can’t fuck the inklings. you can’t, buddy. they’re 14. look at their little faces. their innocent, innocent faces. you gonna shove your genitals in that? you really wanna do that buddy? do you? even if they’re not 14 that’s pretty fucked up pal. why do you wanna shove your dick in a bunch of ink-based creatures who will probably dissolve the instant your grubby sweaty self tries to touch them? that’s fucked up. that’s really fucked up. i’m calling the police.
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