Aries: Old Ass Women That’s About To Die Gets Fucked?
Taurus: Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock
Gemini: Baby thrown off balcony
Cancer: It’s Okay Mom I’m Here
Leo: I DON’T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON… BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD
Virgo: NASTY
Scorpio: Not The Cosbys But Close Enough
Sagittarius: Willy Wonka And The Fudge Packing Factory
Capricorn: Mom’s spaghetti
Aquarius: Shrek
Pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS