I think she actually wants to mate with him.
[That is highly inappropriate. And impossible! He’s eighteen times her size! Not to mention general species differences…]
[Oh, she’s coming this way. Looks like she wants to reply to you.]
I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. WITH A RUSTY POLE!
[What language.]
[Is this human trying to replace the High Commander?]
[What is a ‘Waifu’?]
[Why does this human have images of a number of high commanders.]
[This concerns me]
[I need to contact my superiors that I have somehow been transported to an earlier time in CHI-Q. I have not found a means to do so, however.]
[I begrudgingly ask anyone who has access to this human’s digital logbook for help.]
[What is this thing.]
[It won’t go away, even if i tell it to.]
[Why do humans make these kinds of things.]
[This technology is stupidly archaic, even for CHI-Q’s standards. No wonder it took a while for the pocket model of the Notoriyeah to work.]
[…Now what?]
cơmp̕ut͢er͝ plś
O͏̳̙͕̗̞ͅK̪͕̀A̧̖Y͓̭̜̼ ͎̯͕̰̜W̢̱̥͕HO͇̘͞ ̹̕T̞̠͚H̖E̹̭͔̟̲͓ ̳H͓̟̻ḚLL̺̠̠̗̯͈ ̩C͖̖͘ͅHA̬N̲̙̲̱̹̻̱G̡̲̭E͎̩͔̹ͅD͙͕̘͎ ̥͇͚M̱͖̝͈ͅY̜̗͍̞͈͎ ̮͔̘͙̻̰U̡̬̺̟̹S͉͢E̟͍RN͕̺͔A̛͖̲̹̯͇͉̹M̨E
̦͕̣̰T͕̰H͈̝̩I̹̪̣̫̘͇S͚̙̘͓͟ ͖͚̳͔̦̭IS͕̭̲̝͇͝N̶̫̩̙ͅ’̣͎̫̻͎̮̬͠T͏̭͍̠̻̣ͅ ̛̮̰̭̟͚̻̼F̜̰̝U͢N͙̣͕͔͠ͅN͎̙͘Y
O͡kay,̵ ͜fo̡r̶ s͝ome rea͝s̨on͟ ͞m͠y inte̷r͟n̡e̷t̕ c̸o̧n͏ne͞c̡t̷ion̛’s͜ b͘e̕e̢n͏…͜weir̶d̨
L̷i͠ķe ͠my ̷co͏mpu̵t̕e͠r͝ is be̕in̕g ̕h͞i̕j͏a҉c̵k͘e̸d òr̶ ͢som͏e̴thing̛.͠
̨I͞ reall͞y ho͢p͠e ̛n͞ot.̀
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