themiraculoushatter:

Friend:How can you ship the same two people in four different ways?

Me:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

kairisparda:

When you find a bra that fits

In case you’re wondering what it sounds like for Optimus Prime to say those exact words.

melchiorgabor:

• not knowing if you said something out loud or if you only thought it
• “did i already ask you that?”
• “what did you say”
• raising your hand and putting it down multiple times in class because you can’t remember your question/comment
• pausing in the middle of simple tasks because you can’t remember what you’re doing
• “where is my [object i had in my hands literally 30 seconds ago]?”
• not knowing someone’s name even though it’s the 5th time you’ve met them
• rereading/rewatching books/movies because you can’t remember basic plot details
• forgetting to look at the list of things you need to remember
• forgetting the end of your sentence before you even start it/trailing off