no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week
@staff if you show me that Benedict Cumberbatch teapot thing again I’m going to walk down to your headquarters and put pebbles in all your shoes and I will not stop putting them back in every time you take them out until you alleviate my suffering