mossandrock:

dimedog:

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

– me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

reminder that I will never forgive nintendo for skipping my favorite M&L game, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, in favor of bowser vore

I’m adopting all the shroobs, since nintendo is clearly neglecting them

dykean:

dykean:

if i see ANYBODY tagging love, simon fanart or whatever with #yaoi i am legally obligated to break into your house and break your knees

some of you seem to think this post is a joke. it is absolutely not. i will turn your body into a pretzel knot if you so dare

brynwrites:

There are two types of writers…

Writer A: “I’ve fleshed this character out to the point where they’re more real then I am. I know everything about them, including their blood type, their thirty-first favorite song, what they did for their sixth birthday, and which brand of apples they prefer.”

Writer B: “This character exists as a full person in my head, but I know absolutely nothing about them. Once I forced them to talk about themselves,  and they simultaneous lied about their past and told me accurate trivia facts I don’t remember learning.”