It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.
I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.
I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:
“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”
The players were stunned silent.
“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!
not to stir up discourse but y’all need to leave ace people the fuck alone. y’all will preach and preach about spreading positivity but then you go and shit on people like that? get off your high horse. being a dick online isn’t progressive, it just makes you look like a dick.
it hasn’t even been five minutes and i’ve already lost a follower. bye! have fun being mean to people on the internet. come back when you grow up and realize that your unkindness isn’t justified
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