aleatoryw:

new rule, no one’s allowed to make fun of women for fitting “manic pixie dream girl” stereotypes, if a gal is ~quirky~ and dyes her hair and takes pictures of the moon fuckin let her, it’s not her fault men think she’s gonna cure their existential issues just bc she likes milkshakes and floral tattoos lmao

lavenderprose:

reblog if you’re still pushing down the anger and hurt from things that happened to you years ago and constantly fantasizing about epic closure-bringing showdowns that will never happen because the person or people who hurt you will never admit it let alone apologize

lieutenant-sapphic:

eldritch on main. absolutely fucking macabre and incomprehensible on main.

princecharmingtobe:

Like five other voices
“HEWWO?!”

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy 🙂

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

trial-by-combat:

gallusrostromegalus:

partybuns:

dimetrodone:

Tired: Plant based characters and creatures who refuses to eat meat cause they are “one with nature” and as a result are exclusively vegetarian

Wired: Plant based characters who are so one with plants they refuse to eat them and exclusively eat animal flesh as a result

Woke: They eat dirt

Going to Get You Thrown Out Of the RPG:  Your plant character is mostly photosynthetic and is therefore pointedly naked all the time and keeps “romantically” offering people flowers which is cute until they tell the other PCs to “Pollinate Me, Bitch”

…I’m listening