blue-mahou:

Literally anyone: All you need is hope!

Me: Hope doesn’t exist.

Magical Girl: All you need is hope!

Me as I wipe tears away: Yeah you’re right.

charlesoberonn:

showerthoughtsofficial:

slow wifi is somehow more frustrating than no wifi

No wifi frees you to do something else.

Slow wifi is like Tantalus’ punishment. You’re so close, but you can’t quite reach for it. And you’re in too deep, so you can’t walk away either.

turing-tested:

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

midori-n:

My favorite RPG strategy is to bring my favourite party members always