slimetony:

maleficient-taco:

slimetony:

strange-apoco-fists:

slimetony:

mcworms:

slimetony:

slimetony:

gudram:

slimetony:

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

I just woke up

how was your nap

I had a bad dream about the 2016 election

randy that wasn’t a dream

Thats upsetting. I could really use my french toast sticks right about now. Are they done yet

Randy, I hate to break it to you, but many, many 5 minutes have passed since the sticks went in. They are beyond ready.

You burnt the toast sticks

dankmemeuniversity:

tfw you forget the email you used to make a certain blog you havent touched in a long while but now you want to at least fix up

rip in pieces, me

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:

Progression of Shulk’s “I’m Really Feeling It” through the games

Xenoblade 1 Shulk: A mostly neutral statement. He’s feeling the flow of battle and letting his teammates know.

Smash 4 Shulk: Noticeably more confident. Almost sounds like he’s saying “This is my catchphrase now and I’m going to OWN it”

Xenoblade 2 Shulk: “At this point this is just straight up my GODDAMN BATTLE CRY. If I YELL it, I will get MORE POWERFUL”

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