ruffboijuliaburnsides:

tombstonettromboners:

soaleanmonterey:

f0rgemaster:

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

guess who met david hayter 

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

k1spiegel:

nerdgasrnz:

kiddosquiddo:

centipeetle:

Nick Robinson started a patreon and he already has 57 patrons so there’s never been a better time to remind the world about how much of a scummy softboy creep he is

just a reminder to people who don’t know, not the Nick Robinson from Love, Simon. This Nick is a former game journalist and honestly that alone is enough to warn people

No, that is not enough to warn people. Come on now. So here’s the full spheel:

He’s a former video game journalist and entertainer for Polygon. He used to do youtube videos with Griffin McElroy (ie: Car Boys) He was investigated and fired from polygon for sexual harassment, and was found to have solicited nudes from young girls (MINORS)

The reason OP mentions the “softboy” persona is because his personality is one that most of us aren’t used to from dudes who treat women like trash. He had/has a disarming sort of personality and humor which was part of his charm in his videos, and that’s what OP means. That’s the part that blindsided everyone when the news first came out about him being a repeat-offending creep.

This garbage only happened around a year ago, and I don’t know (nor do I care) if he’s learned his lesson in that time. Hence the warning post about him stepping back into an internet spotlight in a place like Patreon. Just remember that he has no respect for womens’ boundaries, and even less for teenage girls’.

since it isn’t in the post: his URL on here , twitter, And patreon is @babylonian. don’t reblog from him, don’t rt him, don’t support his patreon, etc.