Villager: Received an invitation
Mega Man: To fuck Nintendo characters up
Wii Fit Trainer: Sick of the other characters not being fit
Rosalina: To crash the party
Little Mac: Doc Louis told him to
Greninja: To break up a fight by beating the shit out of everyone himself
Miis: Nintendo executive rivalry
Palutena: Because she wanted to
Dark Pit: To ruin Palutena’s fun
Pac-Man: Sick of there being no yellow characters confirmed yet
Lucina: Because her father was acting like a little bitch
Robin: Because Lucina couldn’t handle herself
Shulk: He attacked Bowser for no reason and the other characters started attacking him
Bowser Jr.: To beat the shit out of Mario
Duck Hunt: Mario invited him
Mewtwo: Wasn’t invited twice in a row, came anyway
Lucas: Because Ness couldn’t protect himself
Roy: Everyone forgot about him
Ryu: The fighters from his game were too easy
Cloud: Because he could
Corrin: Decided “fuck this shit, I’m out” and abandoned both his families
Bayonetta: To further her angel genocide
on one hand i hate this site and the “culture” of it so much but on the other hand no other site lets me amass all my bizarre interests in one place then stream them straight to my skull at a speed that breaks the sound barrier.
This is for any of you who are aspiring artists, animators, voice actors, authors, or just pursuing a career in creative arts.
There’s always a way to make your dreams come true if you’re passionate enough about them, even if some bullshit college says you’re “not good enough”.
Even if your dreams aren’t in a creative field, just find strategies, people who can open doors for you, and make it happen.
Arin, Danny, Barry, Ross, and I all believe in you 🙂