timetravlur

WHY IS EVERYONE REBLOGGING MY SHITTY TW101 VALENTINES FROM PROBABLY LAST YEAR ;;;;;;;

prawnsalad:

part-time-psychic:

The dubbed version of this scene.

The fucking fuck is this fuck

So what you’re telling me is that Yo-Kai Watch has achieved a level of humor and quality Pokemon has never manged to reach?

themiraculoushatter:

Friend:How can you ship the same two people in four different ways?

Me:

shinyjiggly:

sxizzor:

runawaysandtidalwaves:

ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien

#the alien was going to try to take over the world but through the power of wacky romcom tropes and also friendship they changed their mind

@timetravlur is this you

revolver-espurr:

transmemesatan:

neilnevins:

I feel like those tumblr posts that are all like “blows a kiss for the aliens” and “when will the aliens come to take me away from this planet”, while well-intentioned for our visitors from beyond the stars, might end up like that crowd of people on Independence Day who are cheering the aliens and holding these signs about how much they love them on top of the skyscrapers while everyone else is fleeing the city before the hatch opens up on the mothership and the giant laser cannon emerges to greet them

listen, if we’re right then we’re on the right side of history and get to leave this Hell Planet behind, and if we’re wrong then we finally experience the merciful embrace of death. it’s a win-win

@timetravlur

testchamber19:

ncrrington:

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

mushroom-just-one:

mushroom-just-one:

Why is there a Mario 64 glitch called brutal death

holy fuck that’s why

something in my room: *falls*
me: If that was a spirit, you need to chill. If that was gravity, you also need to chill.

ssj14goku:

i feel like “fighting game where none of the female characters’ anatomy and outfits are bizarrely sexualized/fetishized” would be a pretty groundbreaking concept at this point