Enemy File No. 057 – Jergingha (Planet Destruction Form)

Supreme Overlord

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Discovered: Exoatmosphere

Power: 9999

Speed: 9999

Wisdom: 99999

Danger Quotient: 999%

yesyooduck:

nightmare

space theory

mellarkish:

cakes-and-chocolate-and-shit:

mellarkish:

the sun is gay. the moon is SUPER gay

Pokemon gay and gayer

confirmed

wonder-pstar:

Enemy File No. 054 – Gimme

Officer, First Class

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Discovered: Gocken Island

Power: 7725

Speed: 584

Wisdom: 18400

Danger Quotient: 800%

puniper:

So I read that in the spanish version of paper mario ttyd this line

Rawk Hawk actually says “amateurs should stay home playing playing super smash bros melee” so I decided to look it up

and im fucking crying, i can’t believe rawk hawk called melee players scrub on public television

my hero

wonder-pstar:

Enemy File No. 053 – (The Grave of) Heyourgah

Officer, Second Class

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Discovered: Gocken Island

Power: 0

Speed: 0

Wisdom: 0

Danger Quotient: 0%

punkdehaan:

wumbreon:

Tiffany’s neko atsume glitched and now all her cats are bowls

You are what you eat

nohr-shido:

I need you all to be educated on this video

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

wonder-pstar:

Enemy File No. 052 – Walltha

Officer, Third Class

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Discovered: Mt. Ogretoe

Power: 4634

Speed: 586

Wisdom: 1857

Danger Quotient: 500%

square-enix:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”