Pokemon Fandom: Oh my god, what was Game Freak thinking? Garbage? A sarcophagus? Keys?! ICE CREAM!? Creativity is dead.
Yokai Watch Fandom: This is Cheeksqueek. He’s a butt. We love him.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.