me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that
an emotion: *happens*
me: Get Back Into The Feelings Box You Dirty Gremlin
I think my favorite part about Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door is the fact that most conventional video game levels like lava, jungle, snow etc are replaced with:
WRESTLEMANIA
IMPERIAL MOON SPACE STATION
MURDER MYSTERY ON A STEAM TRAIN
PIRATE ADVENTURE
FANTASY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
HALLOWEEN TOWN (OK THAT ONE IS SLIGHTLY GENERIC IN PRINCIPLE BUT IT’S DONE WELL ALRIGHT)