I feel like an NPC character when…

copperbadge:

walkingwhlockian:

I’m on register at work:
~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest
~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions
~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely.
~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones
~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives
~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft
~wears same outfit every day
~Nothing unusual phases me
~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of you

This explains more than I’m comfortable with about my time as a receptionist.


http://timetravlur.tumblr.com/post/148876181937/audio_player_iframe/timetravlur/tumblr_o5ytkdQqmB1up4tal?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftimetravlur%2F148876181937%2Ftumblr_o5ytkdQqmB1up4tal

caribbeanjoe:

roses-fountain:

// strong language…….. 

ok amethyst chill a bit

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD BLESS VOICE ACTORS