My favorite part of the short lmao.
Author: timetravlur
as someone who literally cant vote due to immigration reasons, y’all better fuckin do it for me
if douchecanoe mcfakehair becomes president i’m gonna probably assume im gonna be deported and if that happens im going to haunt all of you fuckers when i die
Guide to Touhou games
HrTP: Hakurei reimu’s Totally Pissed
SoEW: Saltiness over Ethereal Witch
PoDD: Physicist organizes Danmaku Derby
LLS: Lady Losing Sleep
MS: Makai Shenanigans
EoSD: Evil overconfident Succ Demon
PCB: Pissed Chilly Bitches
IN: Immortal Nonsense
PoFV: Psychopomp obnoxiously Fucking Vacations
MoF: Mound of Fuckery
SA: Satori’s Assholes
UFO: Unzan’s Fisting Orgy
TD: Them Daoists
DDC: Douchebag Deceives Child
LoLK: Lunarians overreact @ Lampad Kid
my feelings vs me
(Caption:
“It says ‘hotboy’!”
“[Various calls of ‘hotboy’, paced like the seagulls in Finding Nemo saying ‘mine’]” )
If you are feeling depressed, am sad, or are having a terrible day in total, just remember that…
Officer Komasan will protect you.

these tweets are so important to me
I love this a lot aaa

















