puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

meloncrab:

Y’all acting like Oncelercest was the first big selfcest thing as if people didn’t ship Luigi and Mr. L back when Super Paper Mario came out

strongbadgmail:

strongbadgmail:

folkdad:

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

literallyaflame:

walrusofdoom:

I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just

like draw yourself some better writing.

fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on my handwriting I am too busy drawing cartoons and crying