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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

I just woke up

how was your nap

I had a bad dream about the 2016 election

randy that wasn’t a dream

Thats upsetting. I could really use my french toast sticks right about now. Are they done yet

Randy, I hate to break it to you, but many, many 5 minutes have passed since the sticks went in. They are beyond ready.

You burnt the toast sticks