mostlyv0id-partiallystars:

angstriddentrashhuman:

alexanderrm:

“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.” 

-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.

Shakespeare’s ghost is simultaneously thrilled that these happened and irate that he didn’t create them

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here” is from Shakespeare’s The Tempest

and though I haven’t read it, “I’d strike the sun if it insulted me” is apparently from Moby Dick 

the fact that these quotes are functionally indistinguishable from the Pwease Mister Obama meme, the nihilist Mickey Mouse comic edit, and a dril tweet is probably telling, though I couldn’t say what exactly it tells