revolver-espurr:

transmemesatan:

neilnevins:

I feel like those tumblr posts that are all like “blows a kiss for the aliens” and “when will the aliens come to take me away from this planet”, while well-intentioned for our visitors from beyond the stars, might end up like that crowd of people on Independence Day who are cheering the aliens and holding these signs about how much they love them on top of the skyscrapers while everyone else is fleeing the city before the hatch opens up on the mothership and the  giant laser cannon emerges to greet them

listen, if we’re right then we’re on the right side of history and get to leave this Hell Planet behind, and if we’re wrong then we finally experience the merciful embrace of death. it’s a win-win

@timetravlur