Magic AUs for all your magic AU needs

paintdripps:

• “Well, this is most definitely not where I wanted to teleport, sorry for appearing in your bed at 2 in the morning” au
• “I slipped you a love potion but what the hell you’re not even acting any different” au
• “when I read my little cousin’s book out loud the characters came to life and I’m really sorry that there’s an aggressive cookie man shouting ‘Catch me if you can!!’ and wreaking havoc in your apartment” au
• “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NUCKELAVEE IS LOOSE SHITSHITSHIT” au
• “that is the weakest looking protection circle I’ve ever seen and NO I DON’T CARE THAT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, YOUR DRAWING SKILLS NEED WORK DUDE” au
• “you’re a prince(ss) who’s been cursed and I’m the witch who you ask for help. Problem is, you kind of seem like an asshole so I’m not too keen on undoing your curse, kiddo” au
• “We’re stuck in a time loop and you’re the only other person who seems aware of it how do we fix this” au
• “My bullshit curse can only be broken by True Love’s Kiss so I kind of just swooped in and kissed you, but it didn’t work?? haha wow okay this is awful in so many more ways than I’d thought it would be” au
• “I didn’t believe you were actually a genie so I wished for a six-foot-tall dildo just for the hell of it, now WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING STOP LAUGHING” au