youcantfucktheinklings:

you can’t fuck the inklings. you can’t, buddy. they’re 14. look at their little faces. their innocent, innocent faces. you gonna shove your genitals in that? you really wanna do that buddy? do you? even if they’re not 14 that’s pretty fucked up pal. why do you wanna shove your dick in a bunch of ink-based creatures who will probably dissolve the instant your grubby sweaty self tries to touch them? that’s fucked up. that’s really fucked up. i’m calling the police.