ur sign when someone picks rainbow road

breadmaakesyoufat:

Aries: [throwing shit] PREPARE TO GET FUCKED, NERDS

Taurus: ugh, not fair why cant i pick this time.

Gemini: im totally gonna win! [internally screaming]

Cancer: DO NOT PICK THIS. I WILL SCREAM.

Leo: [starting game] damn guys im gonna lose [wins game] lmao u thought

Virgo: [is the asshole that picks rainbow road]

Libra: theres a 50/50 chance i’ll win, and a 50/50 chance i’ll punch you all in the mouth

Scorpio: [throwing red shells and making everyone cry]

Sagittarius: hahaha y’all better pray for god to save you now.

Capricorn: [yelling at everyone, probably ends up looking at the wrong screen the entire game]

Aquarius: [no one in the room is their friend now. kill or be killed]

Pisces: loving this soundtrack doe. wait did someone just hit me with a shell wtf