If the EarthBound kids had Tumblr

Ness: Comic book scans, rock music playlists, photos of him and his friends, lots and lots of puns
Paula: Cute animal videos, rainy aesthetic images, photos of whatever crafts the preschoolers made that day
Jeff: Robot gifs, WIPs of his latest inventions even though they’re never shown completed, 3am shitposts
Poo: Multilingual blog with lots of landscape photos, international news, advice on pet care, anon is permanently turned off
Tony: Winter scenery, debunking popular tumblr posts, concerned responses to Jeff’s 3am shitposts
Apple Kid: Default theme with low-quality photos of his inventions
Orange Kid: Keeps reposting Apple Kid’s photos and taking the credit, has 50x more followers as a result
Tracy: Starts out strong with Kickstarter/Fundraising signal boosts and inspirational quotes, quickly devolves into memes and fat birds
Picky: Let’s Play gifsets, constantly reblogs Ness’ puns and Tracy’s bird pictures, videos of that guy who does magic tricks for dogs
Pokey: Prank videos, abandoned building photos, creepypastas with commentary on how much they scared Picky, is the reason Poo has anon turned off