PLAYING MADLIBS WITH CRYPTIC PT 4

[12:21:25 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: AND THE LORD SAID
[12:21:29 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: LET THERE BE RIDICULOUSNESS
There was Satan’s asscheeks in the world. So God told Noah that it was going to frontflip for a hot pink time. God gave Noah condoms on what to do: “Make a Batmobile. It should be made out of gopher CHEESEwheel and should be seventy-two jock straps long, and 75 sweaty balls wide. Take with you nine-thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine of every creature: One sexy, and one female.”
So Noah gathered his Jesus Christ together, and they fucked the ark. Noah`s friends slapped out dumbasses at him as he worked, but Noah didn`t pay attention to them. Finally after 120 minutes, the ark was shined bright like a diamond…ed. They then gathered all the creatures, and as the last one boarded, it began to frontflip. For 40 Care Bears and 40 dead animals, it went on. The Earth became covered with piss. After a year and a day, they found tit, and everyone else was snot-nosed. And as a sign that God would never spank the earth again, he gave them a/an Shy Guy.
[12:23:53 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: ONE SEXY
[12:23:56 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: AND ONE FEMALE
[12:25:03 AM] Gab the Ugu: JESUS AND NOAH FUCKED THE ARK
[12:25:05 AM] Gab the Ugu: I CANNOT BREATHE
[12:25:24 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: IT SHOULD BE SEVENTY-TWO JOCK STRAPS LONG
[12:25:32 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: AND SEVENTY-FIVE SWEATY BALLS WIDE
[12:25:40 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: SO SAITH THE LORD
[12:25:51 AM] Gab the Ugu: GOD HAS A SPANKING FETISH,HE SPANKED THE EARTH
[12:26:02 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: BUT HE WAS ALL
[12:26:04 AM] Gab the Ugu: im glad im playing shy guy in mario kart CAUSE THIS IS A GRAVE REMINDER
[12:26:10 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: “sORRY GUYS, I WON’T EVER DO THIS AGAIN”
[12:26:14 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: *gives a Shy Guy*
[12:26:18 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT THIS.
[12:26:32 AM] Cryptic-Dono-Sensei: Shy Guy died for our sins.
[12:26:47 AM] Gab the Ugu: bY 9999 FUCKING TURTLE SHELLS