blaufisk:

karcricket:

belfry-gargoyles:

sexuius:

mapopp:

I just grazed my leg… I didn’t think my leg needed a shave, but okay.

god damn it i was touching the back of my neck

i’m the headless motherfucking horseman now

There goes the entire left side of my face

There go my legs

AHAHAHA LATER JUGULAR NICE KNOWING YOU

GOODBYE, MY LEFT BOOB.