You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats?
Holly: Lv.15 Poopsmith. Special trait: has psychokinetic powers.
miranda: Lv.43 Scholar. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
hino: Lv.48 Berserker. Special trait: can read minds.
Kairi: Lv.81 Paladin. Special trait: can control wind.
Air bender hell yeah!
Kuma: Lv.52 Thief. Special trait: can do impersonations.
aw yiss
Emile: Lv.27 Viking. Special trait: excellent sword skills.
noice
rinzijade: Lv.17 Martial Artist. Special trait: can fly.
Josh. Level 1000 Final Boss
Now you’re gonna say “but you can’t be level 1000!” and I’ll reply, “obviously you haven’t played Disgaea…”
Fiammetta: Lv.12 Gladiator. Special trait: can roll into a ball.
dafuq? that’s like the polar opposite of me
Mike: Lv.16 Gambler. Special trait: can transform into an animal.
not bad at all. hope i get to decide what animal i become and not randomly turn into a skunk or something..
Austin: Lv.29 Alchemist. Special trait: has a mecha
I almost died. My special trait. OMFG my special trait. Hold me, I’m so happy.
Jorden: Lv.7 Housewife. Special trait: can come back to life.
FUCKING FUCK
JORDEN JSEUS FUCK
anyways Alex: Lv.62 Sniper. Special trait: has a pet elephant.
aww ye
Jorden’s is accurate. *shot*
Jihan: Lv.76 Poopsmith. Special trait: blissfully ignorant.
Oh okay…
Joanna: Lv.26 Archer. Special trait: forever alone.
oh…
Mangos: Lv.51 Warrior. Special trait: can manipulate electricity.
B)
Kat: Lv.37 Viking. Special trait: never gets sick.
FUCK YEAH. I’M NOT GONNA DIE AS BADLY THIS TIME