I had the weirdest dream.

I don’t think I remember all of it, but the first part had to do with either Magical Cyborgs/Robots and/or people with technology that turns them into magical girls. Apparently I was chasing after some mysterious force that took my and some unknown person’s transformation trinket and hid them in walls for the bad guys to find them later. Somehow I’m still able to fight and be all awesome outside of being a magical girl, but I wasn’t able to catch the guy or recover the items.

What made it worse is that I was about to recover mine when some large guy who had a robot head appeared and beat the tar out of me. I got knocked out and woke up later with my friends/magical crew trying to wake me up and finding a letter saying how weak (and apparently old too,but I can see that since my age is older than most Magical Girl ages) I was, and how trying to recover the items myself without my magical girl form was a bad idea.

I think there was a timeskip and then I discover the same guy that beat me up is the one about to take our trinkets, so I managed to chase him and trap him in some room. It took some time, but I managed to take back both trinkets; at this point the baddie teleports away for some reason, saying that I was lucky that time. I was completely giddy at one point and couldn’t wait to show the crew what I did so I went out of the room into the hall and then I fell asleep/passed out. I noticed at some point the leader (Possibly? I couldn’t tell, though. She had hot pink hair and I just assumed she was the leader in the dream) puts the trinket in my head (the trinket, btw, looks like a segmented stick that can bend around because of wires/string/magical energy inside it) like a headband. I suddenly watch my own transformation sequence (and apparently I was blonde) and I turn into some robot maid (The trinket turns into some mix of robotic headphones and a maid headdress) with crazy-looking helpers with me.

At this point of the dream, it becomes a lot more werider.

Apparently we see freaking Sayaka (yes, PMMM Sayaka), go into her(?) room, and I hear Madoka from behind me, probably saying something like “See you tomorrow!” or something. We then suddenly switch to Sayaka’s PoV and see that she’s getting some pretty trippy hallucinations. Apparently her room is filled with a buncha mirrors and she keeps seeing either Madoka, Madoka and Kamijou (in a reallly questionable relationship), or Madoka’s dead body. and switches around rapidfire until it all goes to shit when this freaky looking thing pops around saying something like “Your friend will betray you! But she might not! You’ll probably kill her and all this will be your fault!” Apparently she’s hallucinating her guilt/paranoia/despair, from what I saw.

She then suddenly wakes up in a freaking spa (apparently she’s rich now) with what I think was her mother, who tells her that there are visitors coming to see her (and says they’re pretty famous). We then see Madoka and some other lady (She was blonde, but she wasn’t Mami, and I forgot her name when they said it) who sit down beside her. She asks how did they find her (apparently she was hiding from them) and the Blonde Lady had some really long explaination talking about magical girls and how far they can go before something happens (and at that part I see Madoka holding out her soul gem near a radio tower, apparently soul gems can locate other magical girls with the help of technology now) I forgot what happened next, but suddenly Sayaka mutates or something, saying she was really sorry for everything and for doubting Madoka, and begging them to kill her before she turns into a witch (So now they mutate into their witch forms before they establish their labyrinth? Sounds painful if you ask me)

At that point though is where I woke up.

I managed to type this up shortly after the dream, so I at least I remember a lot of it.