SAKU AND I WERE BEING AUTISTIC WE PERSONIFIED THE SOLAR SYSTEM

Sun: Flamboyant, fruity and gay
Mercury: Part of the Sun’s gay brigade
Venus: Part of the Sun’s gay brigade
Earth: Arrogant, brags about how its the only one with life.
Mars: Stoic and doesn’t care about earth who tries to get it jealous about Earth’s life.
Jupiter: Obese fatass, hoards moons.
Saturn: Assburgers
Uranus: Unfortunate enough to get the name given, gets bullied by all the other planets because of it.
Neptune: Shy and moe
Pluto: Neptune’s only friend.