parsleymakesthings:

OKAY so since I made this TOTALLY RAD zillyhoo scarf I decided that after having put hours of work into it, the best thing to do with it would be to give it away to a TOTAL STRANGER

so yes I am doing a GIVEAWAY you know you want this scarf it’s pretty great and LONGER THAN YOU ARE

~*~RULES~*~ apparently you need these

• you get ONE REBLOG, likes don’t count because I am EASILY CONFUSED and I think it’s easier and fairer on everyone to do it this way
• you need to be willing/able to give me your address because otherwise I won’t be able to send it to you and you will only have this scarf IN SPIRIT which is not as good as having the ACTUAL SCARF

that’s it those are all the rules it is pretty simple

because I am SUPER NICE I will cover all the postage NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE, even if it’s at the CENTRE OF THE EARTH, though it might arrive a little singed, magma y’know BUT BASICALLY YOU WOULD GET THIS TOTALLY RAD SCARF TOTALLY FREE

RAD

I will announce a winner on April 13th at 10pm GMT, which is UK time, which is the only real kind of time, other kinds of time are for LOSERS

the winner will be chosen via RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR

if the winner doesn’t reply after TWO DAYS I’m gonna assume that they’re DEAD and I’ll have to pick someone else I am a BUSY LADY okay

okay that’s everything I think, stick a message in my ASKBOX if anything is UNCLEAR

i’m sorry if this post sounds very SHOUTY i am running on NO SLEEP