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daveistheworstcompanion:

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themaidofspace:

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thelittlecreationist:

drangles:

a-man-with-a-creepy-smile:

shit my phone just got nailed to my right thigh

ha i

wasnt actually touching anything with my left hand this time

eat it suckers

i was petting my dog’s tummy…

…

JAZZY NOOOO

JUST SHOT MYSELF IN THE FACE

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL

I SHOT MY LAPTOP AND CAT

it just shot out towards my dad’s bigscreen

I hope it doesn’t hit it >_> 

MY LIVER NOOOOOO

I HARDLY GOT TO USE YOOUUUU D”X

Oh there goes my heart

U v U

There goes my little sister.

…. Well, It was and accident…..

Phone to hand to pillow. WHY

I just had to scratch my left cheek at this moment

My hand was balled up into a relaxed fist.

There go my fingers ;_; At least it’s not my drawing hand

THROUGH THE TABLE AND INTO MY LEFT LEG.

OW. Well at least nothing else is damaged.