littleheroingreen:

deathtosquishies:

ultimiavlad:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

elysium-fic:

barbeauxbot:

toastybluetwo:

cypheroftyr:

goddammitanders:

lick-my-lamppost:

thegingerbreadcoffin:

hipsterizzy:

titaniumbovine:

thestarryeyes:

a bottle of hairspray
um 

My cat

oh

My dirty Starbucks apron.

o ok

my brother

you sick twisted fuck

omfg sara wHAT

also um

a phone

😦

A couch. Ow. At least it’s the love seat and not the full size sofa?

My modem? I’m talented but I don’t think it will fit. Can I interest you in the drawer full of toys instead?

A stuffed Mickey Mouse? I’m pretty kinky, but come ON.

A bottle of ibuprofen that I got at Costco. It’s bigger than a Coke can.

Er…

A Swiffer handle?

Could be worse, but… no.

Poster of Gerard Way

so

Gerard Way?

Yes please

*Whispers*

a pipe cleaner.

A Nerf sword.

imokaywiththis

…. M-my… Iphone…
WHAASDAKFJSLKGNJSLK
*FLEE* 

one of those old tvs that weigh a ton…..

Well, I’m dead.