The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.

littleheroingreen:

hawpaw:

izayamopingalonewithhotpot:

iwant300girlfriends:

rizzuwizzu:

dapperdouchebaggery:

cblaughingalonewithmoustache:

vexatiousidler:

cesia:

sinisterfeline:

phemiec:

acricket:

protowilson:

donc-desole:

moare:

downright-fierce:

lol what.

LMAO I win.

Pick up line?

This is why I date very little.

how did I get a girlfriend….

…because your girlfriend flirts like this, perhaps?

..Am I a bad person because I know how to pull that sentence off so it sounds… seductive. bluh I am.

disorientation explains it

The middle is me

Everyone else looking disgusted and turning away is

well

everyone else

:Ic

By God…

“clubs.gif.” 

This is the best coincidence. 

If I were to choose the 11th in the folder I was in, which was my BLUSH folder:

If I were to choose the 11th in my unsorted folder:

…..ohmygod„„,

how do i have a boyfriend

yeah accurate

can you see the irony? cause I can.


…MOTHERFUCK
LIES
IM NOT THIS CUTE ALSDJKSLJDFH 

Yep, that’s me.

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