2bewolf:

janakiri:

penkoon:

disgustiphage:

robitussin-to-get-pregnant:

lalondeshotdick:

Good fucking lord. UHHHHH.

FLAMING DICKS FUCK I DONT KNOW

i………..i can impregnate people and/or make them trip balls?

my name didn’t really mean anything to begin with… uh… a phage is a kind of parasitic virus that goes after bacteria. bacteriophage. also means to eat in latin or something.

i have the amazing power to parasitize/eat people in a disgusting manner. yeah

 i am literally this thing

you tell me what my goddamn powers are

Uuuhh… I uh.. am Jan :I

The power to be a wolf.

I can travel through time. Like Homura Akemi. Except less awesome and more derpy.